Blasphemy!

[In a jewelry store]

Mom: So what are you going to buy for me?

Me: How about that nice little 2 carat number over there?

Mom: Oh, yes. I like that one.

Me: For $2,000 less you can have the 1 and a 1/4 carat ring instead.

Mom: Blasphemy!! Nothing less than 2 carats! Nothing!!


I love you, Mom. You always make me laugh.