DIYB

Me: It was mentioned that perhaps I am taking advantage of you [side note: not that way, you sickos]. So the next time I ask you do help with, say, unloading the cagewasher, and you don't feel like it...just say to me: 'Do it yourself, Bitch!'

Jen: [nearly falls on the floor she's laughing so hard] That's a good one. I'll have to remember that.