Ow

Serves me right. Shouldn't have mouthed off to Mother Nature.

I was shoveling the driveway when I stepped on a patch of black ice. Not only did I bang the hell out of my knee on the asphalt, but I also managed to hit my head on my father's car. Scratched my glasses and hit my right orbit. It stings like hell, plus the fun headache.

That'll teach me.