I'll Try and Control Myself

I asked my Mom if it would be okay if my girlfriend came to Easter dinner at my Grandmother's house.

She said of course, but that we should be 'discreate.'
Because [in her words] Grandma is almost 80 and she has enough to deal with when it comes to my brother.

Gee, Mom, we will try and restrain ourselves. I guess my plans to make out with her on the couch in full view of many relatives will have to be put on hold.


[Sarcasm, people. On my list of things to do, giving Grandma a coronary is certainly not one of them.]