The List

You know that episode of 'Friends' where they are making up the list of 5 [I think] celebrities they are allowed to sleep with if given the chance?

Yeah, that's not what I am refering to here.


Anyway.


Nan: Out of everyone in our family did you ever think I would be the one to get a subpoena?

Me: No. You definitely do not rank high on that list.

Mom: Yeah, we all thought it would be Christopher.

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Nan, who is quite possibly the nicest, sweetest woman on the face of the earth, and a few weeks from turning 80, is most certainly down on my list of people who I think should be getting subpoenaed. For any reason.

In other news, my mother, father and I should not be commiting any crimes in the near [or far] future. All of our finger prints are on file. Ponder that for a while. Now that I think about it, Greg's probably are too.

I guess Chris will have to move the bodies.

Hence why we think he would be subpoenaed.
Or arrested.
Whatever.
;)