Random Thoughts

-vanilla rules
-people will just as soon stab you in the back as smile to your face
-I will always be 5 years old in my mother's eyes
-I am a dog person
-I am not a city person
-will always be a voracious reader

Hehe

Remember the computer game 'Oregon Trail?'

I saw a shirt the other day. It was a picture of the little wagon on the front with the words:

"You have died of dysentery."

All Hail

Me: Have you been watching Jeopardy these past couple of weeks? Have you seen the guy that is the champion?

Megan: Him? Oh yeah. He's hot.

Me: [falls on the floor in the fetal position]


The current Jeopardy champion has been dubbed by me as King of the Geek People. And now, my best friend thinks he's hot. Go and watch it, you'll understand what I am talking about.

On the bright side, they would have really smart children.

*Waves*

Hi Krishtine!

And out of respect for her, I will not be discussing the latest Harry Potter book until she is finished with it.

I will say that I am sorely angry with JKR though.

Need a Hobby

Seriously

Why is that the 'media' feels the need to combine celebrity couple's names?

First there was Beniffer (Lopez).

Now there is Beniffer again (Garner).

And the latest is Bradgelina.

I'd probably have an aneursym if I hadn't come to expect this kind of idiocy.

Post 250

Shutup
I like milestones.

So here is a song. Not about milestones, but I liked it anyway.

Breathe (2 AM)
by Anna Nalick

2 AM and she calls me 'cause I'm still awake,
"Can you help me unravel my latest mistake?,
I don't love him. Winter just wasn't my season"
Yeah we walk through the doors, so accusing their eyes
Like they have any right at all to criticize,
Hypocrites. You're all here for the very same reason

'Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable
And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table
No one can find the rewind button, girl.
So cradle your head in your hands
And breathe... just breathe,

In May he turn 21 on the base at Fort Bliss
Just today he sat down to the flask in his fist,
"Ain't been sober, since maybe October of last year."
Here in town you can tell he's been down for a while,
But, my God, it's so beautiful when the boy smiles,
Wanna hold him. Maybe I'll just sing about it.

Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable,
And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table.
No one can find the rewind button, boys,
So cradle your head in your hands,
And breathe... just breathe,

There's a light at each end of this tunnel,
You shout 'cause you're just as far in as you'll ever be out
And these mistakes you've made, you'll just make them again
If you only try turning around.

2 AM and I'm still awake, writing a song
If I get it all down on paper, it's no longer inside of me,
Threatening the life it belongs to
And I feel like I'm naked in front of the crowd
Cause these words are my diary, screaming out loud
And I know that you'll use them, however you want to

But you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable,
And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table
No one can find the rewind button now
Sing it if you understand.
and breathe, just breathe
woah breathe, just breathe,
oh breathe, just breathe.

Bumper Sticker

God wants spiritual fruits
Not religious nuts

It's tough to make me laugh on a Monday
but this did the trick

Related

To the link in the previous post. Sort of a continuation if you will.

I think 10 ft long pythons should be involved.
[read the whole thread, or you probably won't get it]

And do feel free to reply. GT is a wonderful forum. And if you want, I'll warn you about which regulars you should watch out for ;)

The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of

Well
Maybe for you guys out there.

Oh mercy.

[ps - Read the whole thread]