Dream a Little Dream

[the following happened a loooong time ago, but I was recalling it today and it made me laugh. I was just woken up from a very sound sleep when this following bit took place]


Greg: Hey Liss, can I borrow your hat?
Me: What about my [prom] dress?
Greg: Not your dress. Your hat.
Me: Why do you want to borrow my dress?
Greg: I don't want your dress. I want to borrow your hat.
Me: My hat?
Greg: Yes. Your hat.
Me: Okay. You can borrow my hat. But you can't take my dress.

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He wouldn't have looked nearly as good in the dress as I did anyway. ;-)