Yo

I'm getting ghetto lessons at work.

You heard me.

Out of 20ish people that I work with, I am one of two white people, and the only white girl.

So some of my coworkers have decided I need lessons on how to be ghetto.

A few things I have learned so far:

1) Don't throw chicken wing bones out of a [moving] car window.
2) You can make a straight razor out of a toothbrush and a razor blade.
3) You can make oodles of noodles [aka Ramen] on a radiator.
4) The word 'jawn' can be used in place of practically any other word.

I truly feel enlightened.