You can't call it cheating, she reminds me of you

Those lyrics from the Gin Blossoms always makes me laugh.

But seriously.

The gf and I were out shopping the other day and she told me never to cheat on her. This disturbed me, and still does, because I have never, ever even entertained the notion.

But this made me think.

There are several people I know who cheat, or would cheat, without giving it a second's thought. We can all say one thing and do another completely different. We're exlusive, until someone else comes along I want to bang. Wedding rings go from 'to death do us part' to 'we gave it a go for a few years, but I'll take half your money, the kids and the dog and be done with it.'

Maybe human beings weren't meant to be, or try to be, monogamous. Diamonds aren't forever, just until you can get it appraised after the breakup.

"Commitment is like a ham and eggs breakfast. The chicken was involved, but the pig was commited."