It Seems

That every time I have taken time off of work, someone gets fired.

Granted this has only happened 2 times, but still, a pattern seems to be emerging.

Now, when I was told this particular person was fired, I was not at all surprised. What did surprise me though, was the reason.

And that was urinating in work in a place that was certainly not the bathroom.

Yeah, it made me raise my eyebrows too.