Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Thoughts of the Day

Words said in anger always have some truth to them.

Only cowards stay in a relationship because they are too comfortable to leave.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Not Dead

Just mucho mucho busy.

But

I am taking a tiny mini vacation. I'll be DCing it for a few days with my hypothetical [ex] boyfriend from high school. Although, I suppose technically it was middle school...

Damn, we are old.

And now I will explain....

See, in hs, when I didn't want to hurt a guy's feelings, I would just tell him that this friend and I were dating. Which was quite often. Hell, even my grandmother thought we were dating.

But sadly, it wasn't to be.

If only he liked women instead of men.... ;-)

And I would do this also with another mutual friend of ours [he was my other hypothetical boyfriend. but it's okay, the first one knew about it ;) ]. This same mutual friend gave me the best compliment I have ever received. Ever.

At our junior prom:
St: Oh. my. God. Melissa's in a dress.
[pause]
Damn, Liss... If I weren't gay....
Rrrrowr!!



:D

Monday, June 05, 2006

If it tweren't for the drink, the Irish would rule the world.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

To Catch A Predator

Has anyone seen this on Dateline?

I had heard about it, but never watched it until a few nights ago. And man did I laugh my ass off at these guys.

Friday, June 02, 2006

Attention

To the M----- F-----s who threw a 7lb dog out of their car and onto the Freeway:

If you didn't want the dog, take it to a shelter. What? Where you afraid of how you would be perceived?? Ask a friend if they want the dog, ask a coworker, put up flyers. ANYTHING BUT THROWING THE DOG OUT OF A MOVING CAR ONTO A MAJOR ROADWAY!!!!

The poor thing has a broken pelvis, but is alive thanks to a couple of guys who stopped traffic to rescue it.

And, this is the second case in 2 weeks.

This is how I know this planet is going to hell in a handbasket. Because of the utter disregard for other living creatures. Because there are people who would throw them away like they were trash.