Not Dead

Just mucho mucho busy.

But

I am taking a tiny mini vacation. I'll be DCing it for a few days with my hypothetical [ex] boyfriend from high school. Although, I suppose technically it was middle school...

Damn, we are old.

And now I will explain....

See, in hs, when I didn't want to hurt a guy's feelings, I would just tell him that this friend and I were dating. Which was quite often. Hell, even my grandmother thought we were dating.

But sadly, it wasn't to be.

If only he liked women instead of men.... ;-)

And I would do this also with another mutual friend of ours [he was my other hypothetical boyfriend. but it's okay, the first one knew about it ;) ]. This same mutual friend gave me the best compliment I have ever received. Ever.

At our junior prom:
St: Oh. my. God. Melissa's in a dress.
[pause]
Damn, Liss... If I weren't gay....
Rrrrowr!!



:D