Quotes from the past week

[you can figure out who is speaking]

"Yeah, I'm getting my own cell phone plan this weekend. We were on a family plan. (pause, hollow laugh) Ah, ironic."
"Aw."

"I'm a trisexual."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah. I will try anything sexually at least once."

"I'm breaking up with you."
"Oh?"
"Yeah. You didn't even tell me you got a new tattoo and a new piercing."
"Well, I was going to show you while we were bowling, but someone stood me up."
"I didn't stand you up."
"Fine, you worked instead of going bowling with me."
*sheepish* "Yeah."

"How's the job search going?"
"Well, it's not so much. It's more like I am thinking about starting a job search."
*laughs* "You should be a lawyer. I am thinking of pondering of starting to beginning to search for a job."
"Something like that."