Strip Poker

Me: Steve has a tattoo?
Shawn: It's a frog or a smiley face. I forget which.
Me: Ah yes. It's a smiley face. I know I have seen it, I just can't remember where.

[later]

Me: We should just all strip naked and we can see all the tattoos.
Shawn: [laughs]
Me: No seriously. It's okay, because you're gay. We can totally be naked and it won't matter. All we will be like is 'Oooh, pretty,' and 'nice placement.' And don't forget the piercings.