Dinner
Me: What are you doing?
Megan: I'm wiping off the extra sauce [from the chicken on to the broccoli].
Me: And you are using the broccoli as a sponge? A loofah?
Megan: There is a method to my madness. Just because you don't like applesauce.
[side note: applesauce had come with my dinner. Before this bit there was a conversation about how I do not do the whole 'fruit with meat' thing.]
Me: We're not talking about applesauce...
Megan: You're gay.
[side note the second: ah, any argument's trump card]
Me: [after nearly choking on my dinner from laughing] Touche.
NovemberRain19's word is law @ 7:36 PM
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Spinner has a few comments for this one...
EWWW, never let's food touch one another. I know, I know...they all go to the same place.
Shakespeare misquote: the most misquoted line from Hamlet goes, "Tho this be madness, yet there is method in it." I used to be an English teacher.
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