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of things I will never tell my mom.

I made the mistake of telling her about our Blair Witch basement, where we have to do our laundry. Where you should probably carry a huge Maglite flashlight, but not to help illuminate the surroundings. But this is what happened today.

Man: [speaking to 4 of us] Ladies, could you help me out? My car died. Would you get in it while I push it off to the side of the road?

Me: No.

K + E: We have to get her home. Sorry.

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Now, the car was off to the side of the road when he said this. Then he proceeded to follow us for a block and a half.