5 Finger Discount

Now this is a tad ridiculous.

We all know people steal from the workplace. At my last job, all the office supplies were in a cabinet with a lock on it.

People are taking things from work. Boxes of laundry detergent, canisters of powdered iced tea, sugar, boxes of microwave popcorn, tea, coffee, bottles of bleach, trash bags, etc.

It's bad enough when investigators steal supplies to use in their labs. Because we all know that these objects did not grow little legs or wings and leave.


But the funniest part was when we were just about to go leave, one of us picks up a box that has three gallon sized bottles of bleach and says, "I'm ready to go home now."

Damned if we weren't all on the floor laughing.