You Get Flags

My darling mother works for the USPS. She and I touched on how particular some people are when it comes to purchasing stamps.

Now, I will excuse those of you who send out invitations and want them to look nice (i.e wedding or birthday party).

However, if you walk into a post office, tell the nice clerk 'no, it doesn't matter what kind of stamps they are' and then decide you do not like what has been picked out, or those who want 'history month' stamps, but only if they feature someone they recognize, this is for you.

I told my mom to make a little sign and pin it under her name tag.

"If you give me any grief about buying stamps, all you will get are the [american] flag ones."

You get flags!