This Makes Me Laugh

Okay.

You call out for almost an entire week of work. The following week you call up to say you quit and then call again to say you will be by sometime to clean out your locker (nevermind the fact that your access key has been deactivated since the moment you said you quit).

Then, a scant few days after that, you call attempting to get your job back because the job you had been interviewing for you didn't get.

And the Powers That Be say no.