Yet More Reasons Why I Love Him

Shawn: Shawn's House of Love.
Me: Do you deliver?
Shawn: Yes

[later]

Me: If only you liked women more. And if only I liked men...more.
Shawn: [laughs]
Me: What? I like men, I just like women better. However, given recent events, the approval rating for men is on the rise.

[still later]

Me: Shawn, I am a bisexual scorpio who cannot remember the last time she got laid. The standards are slowly heading south...