Mmmmmm

Irish Catholic guilt.


Grandma: Melissa, you are going to be old!

Me: Mid twenties is not old, Grandma.

Grandma: When I was that age I was married. And I think I was pregnant with your uncle. At this rate, I don't think I'll ever see a great-grandchild.

Me: Well, you better tell Greg to get on the stick about that.

Grandma: That's not funny.