Ex-Anon

I'm starting this new support group for me a couple of my friends. Anyone can join who feels they cannot get over, have a compulsion to go back to, or cannot be rid of, their ex.

And we have our support groups where we talk about it. And if someone feels they are going to have a relapse, the others draw straws to see who will smack the bejezzus out of them.

Our Motto: Treat me like dirt and I'm yours.

And on a couple of unrelated notes: I feel like hell today, and my next post will be my 500th.